Hey guyz, thee OSCARS are tomoro! (Today if u r AmeriCANT!) They ar vere importent in the filmy world and all serious blogz gotta have their pix! (I even got the memoe LOLZ)
HERE are my choices, which are 1000% guaranteed to be unbased ... unbiazed ... nuetral! I mean ... becuase I live in Noo Zeeland where non uf da movees r released yet! MayB I hav 2 go 2 MegaUpload 2 get them! MEGALOLZ (BECAUSE THEY'RE BUSTED AND THAT GUY IS FAT!!!!!)
N E way ...
BEST PICTURE
THAT ARTISTY WEINSTEIN ONE
THAT HORSEY THAT SAVES THE WAR ONE
THE WOODY ALLEN ONE THAT'S ONCE AGAIN HIS BEST ONE SINCE THE 80s, JUST LIKE EVERY MOVIE HE MAKES
THE REMAKE OF THE ADAPTATION OF THE BOOK
THE RACISM IS BAD ONE
THAT ONE WHERE SCORCESE LIKES OLD MOVIES
BEST DIRECTOR
GOODFELLAS DUDE
ANNIE HALL DUDE
SIDEWAYS DUDE
HOOK DUDE
WEINSTEIN DUDE
BEST ACTOR
THE GUY FROM ER
THE GUY FROM MEET JOE BLACK
THREE OTHER GUYS THAT NOBODY CARES BECAUSE THEY WILL LOSE!!!!!!!!
BEST ACTRESS
THE GIRL WHO PIERCED HER NIPPLES
THE WOMAN THAT DRESSES LIKE A GUY (NOT HILARY SWANK)
THE WOMAN WHO DRESSES LIKE MARILYN MONROE
OH SHIT WE BETTER NOMINATE SOMEONE BLACK SO NOBODY GETS MAD FOR FIRING THE BLACK HOST
MERYL FUCKING STREEP COULD READ THE PHONE BOOK AND GET NOMINATED
No1 cares abowt ne othr of the Oscars!!!!! GO OSCARS!!!!!!!!
OH NOES!!!!! It's not relle thee OSCARS it's just THE NOMINANATIONS!!!!!!!!! Big WHOOOOOPS & eye bet they reeeevoke me blog now!!!! LOLZ!
ReplyDeleteIf the Spielberg had actually been titled THE HORSEY THAT SAVES THE WAR, I bet it would have done double the box office.
Delete(Thanks for the laugh, man.)